In 1980, ‘Not the Nine
O’Clock News’ was a satirical BBC show featuring some young upstarts who
went on to carve out very successful careers. Just as the result of the U.S. Presidential
election was announced, they closed one show with this.
So just in case the current US presidential campaign
continues to get even more scary, here’s an updated version. And by the way, I do
love our American friends and wish them well. Please… just don’t vote for him.
For all our sakes, please don’t. Thank you.
I Believe
I believe that ice
cream’s better with a wafer
I believe that packing
guns will make us safer
I believe a deck of cards is never stacked
I believe you’ll win
an Oscar if you’re black
And I believe our
people cannot be deceived,
Oh I
believe, yes I believe…
I believe that life
can sometimes be erratic
I believe Saudi
Arabia’s, democratic
I believe that prison
always solves a problem
And to anyone who
disagrees, well sod'em
And I believe that every
Mexican’s a thief…
Oh I
believe, yes I believe
I believe an honest
man cannot, be cheated
I believe the Vietcong
were left, defeated,
I believe that flying
saucers are, for real
I believe a Big Mac
makes a healthy meal
And I believe a child
should never have to grieve…
Oh I
believe, yes I believe
I believe that God is
always on our side
I believe Obama’s,
birth certificate, lied,
I believe that state-run
health is highly wasteful
I believe that Game of
Thrones is kinda, tasteful
And I believe in every
lie that I’ve been sent…
But I can’t believe,
Donald Trump could be President.
No comments:
Post a Comment
Any requests of subjects for future posts? No idea too stupid for consideration. And yes, I know I am a bad writer, so don't bother saying that unless you can write something better. But maybe there's a topic buzzing around in your head that you'd like to see covered... because I've got a keyboard here, it's loaded with letters, and I ain't afraid to use it.