When horrible things happen to people, one word is regularly used by news-gatherers to describe the unfolding events: 'Tragedy'. The Orlando massacre or the murder of Jo Cox MP were 'tragedies', apparently, according to some newspapers and the BBC news. Sorry, No, they weren't, and we shouldn't say they were. Now, this might be caused by sloppy English teaching when these news-people were wending their ways through school, but they (and we) shouldn't use that word to describe those events. Why?
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Saturday, 18 June 2016
Thursday, 31 December 2015
2016: A Quick Look Back at a Tumultuous Year
January: In a surprise move at a press conference, Donald Trump’s
hair attacked him in a frantic bid to save humanity. The resulting scuffle led
to Trump punching himself in the face and becoming concussed, before claiming
it was all the fault of immigrant hairpieces coming in from Mexico. After being
hospitalised, he abandoned all hope of getting the Republican nomination, declaring
the world was not good enough for him, and began planning a private space
mission to the dark side of the Sun for reasons best left unexplained.
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